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The Arsenal
LiveBottleneckers
Distributed-systems load simulator
Drop services onto a canvas, simulate traffic, and watch where the architecture breaks — retry storms, latency cascades, saturation. A visual playground for stress-testing designs before they hit production.
Visual
Canvas sim
Free
Open tool
Web
Zero install
LivePingOps
Server, API & website uptime · iOS
A fast, no-fuss uptime monitor that lives on your iPhone. Add any public URL — your website, your team's API, the AI service your tools depend on. Local checks are free + on-device; opt into Cloud monitoring (Sign in with Apple) so checks keep running while your phone sleeps.
Free
Local + cloud
1-min
Cloud cadence
iOS 18+
iPhone · iPad · Mac
Tool #03 · In the forge
Slot reserved · Classified
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